April 2013
3 posts
7 tags
Apr 21st
13 notes
8 tags
Apr 5th
4 notes
6 tags
Apr 3rd
3 notes
March 2013
10 posts
7 tags
Mar 26th
22 notes
6 tags
Columbus Ohio Noes Jackets 2 / Canucks 1 (OT)
Mar 8th
1 note
4 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #23
Swami Says: Meh.
Mar 8th
1 note
10 tags
I Am Not Hiding Kesler Sharks 3 / Canucks 2 (SO)
Mar 8th
1 note
8 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #22
Swami Says: Alain Vigneault will use Mike Milbury’s shoe to club a referee to death. The Rogers Arena crowd will cheer.
Mar 6th
2 notes
10 tags
Plane Delay, Brain Delay Flames 4 / Derps 2
Mar 4th
6 notes
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #21
Swami Says: The Canucks will hitch-hike home after a win in Calgary.
Mar 4th
9 tags
Quick And The Dead Canucks 5 / Kings 2
Mar 3rd
1 note
6 tags
Mar 3rd
7 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #20
Swami Says: Canucks will win 5-2, finishing with a Chris Higgins empty-netter. Cory Schneider will stop 28 of 30 shots.
Mar 3rd
3 notes
February 2013
40 posts
8 tags
Yotes Totes, Van Goats Coyotes 4 / Canucks 2
Feb 27th
3 notes
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #19
Swami Says: The Aquilini Family will buy the Coyotes mid-way through the second period. They will force Phoenix to play the remainder of the game without sticks. 
Feb 27th
8 tags
Hey, Candyass Superman: Y U No Eat 'Mr Big'? →
Feb 26th
8 tags
Detroit Crock City RefWings 8 / Canucks 3
Feb 26th
2 notes
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #18
Swami Says: Andrew Alberts will not participate in the shootout. Ever.
Feb 25th
1 note
12 tags
Feb 23rd
1 note
7 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #17
Swami Says: Roberto Luongo will win the shootout…by going spin-a-rama five-hole on Pekka Rinne.
Feb 23rd
1 note
9 tags
Got Booster Juice Canucks 4 / Stars 3
Feb 22nd
1 note
6 tags
Feb 22nd
15 notes
7 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #16
Swami Says: Jannik Hansen will defy suspension by playing in the third. He will be wearing Marian Hossa’s scalp as a bandana.
Feb 22nd
2 notes
8 tags
Nearly A Snow Job Blackhawks 4 / Canucks 3 (SO)
Feb 20th
2 notes
9 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #15
Swami Says: Vince Vaughn will get hit with a puck to the forehead, resulting in a lobotomy. Soon after, he will agree to star in ‘Swingers 2’.
Feb 20th
11 tags
“We want him caught between the Roxy and a hard place.”
– Alain Vigneault discusses his strategy to shutdown streaking Blackhawk, Patrick Kane.
Feb 20th
39 notes
8 tags
Go Stand In The Hallway Blues 4 / Canucks 3 (SO)
Feb 19th
5 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #14
Swami Says: Twelve fights. Twelve seconds.
Feb 18th
9 tags
Hanks For Nothing Jagrstars 4 / Canucks 3
Feb 16th
1 note
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #13
Swami Says: Ryan Kesler will play the entire third period in the nude, with only his Fraser Valley Wireless cellphone strapped to his junk.
Feb 16th
2 notes
8 tags
Feb 16th
7 notes
10 tags
Division Still A Laugher Canucks 2 / Wild 1
Feb 13th
4 notes
8 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #12
Swami Says: Henrik Sedin will go on to break Wayne Gretzky’s all-time scoring record.  He will do so by playing till the age of 62.
Feb 13th
1 note
8 tags
Feb 12th
1 note
4 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 10
Kings Penguins Bruins Season Record 19-12
Feb 10th
8 tags
All Net For Pair Jordan Canucks 5 / Flames 1
Feb 10th
8 notes
7 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #11
Swami Says: David Booth will appear in the third period, wearing a grizzly bear pelt, and score the game-winner on a breakaway.  As he celebrates, he will be shot by Security, thus ruling him out for the rest of the season.
Feb 10th
9 tags
“Can I flip my coin?”
– Alain Vigneault responds to suggestions Ryan Kesler is still not ready to return.
Feb 9th
25 notes
7 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 9
Capitals Canadiens Blues Season Record 18-10
Feb 9th
1 note
8 tags
Shooter of Wild Turkey Canucks 4 / Tame 1
Feb 8th
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #10
Swami Says: The Sedins will combine for ten points.  And one shot on goal.
Feb 8th
7 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 7
Sabres Flyers Blues Season Record 17-8
Feb 8th
9 tags
Feb 7th
6 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 5
Kings Jets Season Record 15-8
Feb 5th
9 tags
Tanevolution Of Man Canucks 3 / Oilers 2 (OT)
Feb 5th
2 notes
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #9
Swami Says: The Canucks power play will look less like a tutorial in drunkard geometry.
Feb 5th
3 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 4
Ducks Season Record 14-8
Feb 4th
9 tags
Feb 4th
12 notes
3 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 2
Rangers Season Record 13-8
Feb 2nd
9 tags
Number One Again? Canucks 2 / Blackhawks 1 (SO)
Feb 2nd
2 notes