April 2013
3 posts
7 tags
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March 2013
10 posts
7 tags
6 tags
Columbus Ohio Noes Jackets 2 / Canucks 1 (OT)
4 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #23
Swami Says:
Meh.
10 tags
I Am Not Hiding Kesler Sharks 3 / Canucks 2 (SO)
8 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #22
Swami Says:
Alain Vigneault will use Mike Milbury’s shoe to club a referee to death. The Rogers Arena crowd will cheer.
10 tags
Plane Delay, Brain Delay Flames 4 / Derps 2
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #21
Swami Says:
The Canucks will hitch-hike home after a win in Calgary.
9 tags
Quick And The Dead Canucks 5 / Kings 2
6 tags
7 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #20
Swami Says:
Canucks will win 5-2, finishing with a Chris Higgins empty-netter. Cory Schneider will stop 28 of 30 shots.
February 2013
40 posts
8 tags
Yotes Totes, Van Goats Coyotes 4 / Canucks 2
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #19
Swami Says:
The Aquilini Family will buy the Coyotes mid-way through the second period. They will force Phoenix to play the remainder of the game without sticks.
8 tags
Hey, Candyass Superman: Y U No Eat 'Mr Big'? →
8 tags
Detroit Crock City RefWings 8 / Canucks 3
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #18
Swami Says:
Andrew Alberts will not participate in the shootout. Ever.
12 tags
7 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #17
Swami Says:
Roberto Luongo will win the shootout…by going spin-a-rama five-hole on Pekka Rinne.
9 tags
Got Booster Juice Canucks 4 / Stars 3
6 tags
7 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #16
Swami Says:
Jannik Hansen will defy suspension by playing in the third. He will be wearing Marian Hossa’s scalp as a bandana.
8 tags
Nearly A Snow Job Blackhawks 4 / Canucks 3 (SO)
9 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #15
Swami Says:
Vince Vaughn will get hit with a puck to the forehead, resulting in a lobotomy. Soon after, he will agree to star in ‘Swingers 2’.
11 tags
We want him caught between the Roxy and a hard place.
– Alain Vigneault discusses his strategy to shutdown streaking Blackhawk, Patrick Kane.
8 tags
Go Stand In The Hallway Blues 4 / Canucks 3 (SO)
5 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #14
Swami Says:
Twelve fights. Twelve seconds.
9 tags
Hanks For Nothing Jagrstars 4 / Canucks 3
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #13
Swami Says:
Ryan Kesler will play the entire third period in the nude, with only his Fraser Valley Wireless cellphone strapped to his junk.
8 tags
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Division Still A Laugher Canucks 2 / Wild 1
8 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #12
Swami Says:
Henrik Sedin will go on to break Wayne Gretzky’s all-time scoring record. He will do so by playing till the age of 62.
8 tags
4 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 10
Kings
Penguins
Bruins
Season Record 19-12
8 tags
All Net For Pair Jordan Canucks 5 / Flames 1
7 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #11
Swami Says:
David Booth will appear in the third period, wearing a grizzly bear pelt, and score the game-winner on a breakaway. As he celebrates, he will be shot by Security, thus ruling him out for the rest of the season.
9 tags
Can I flip my coin?
– Alain Vigneault responds to suggestions Ryan Kesler is still not ready to return.
7 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 9
Capitals
Canadiens
Blues
Season Record 18-10
8 tags
Shooter of Wild Turkey Canucks 4 / Tame 1
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #10
Swami Says:
The Sedins will combine for ten points. And one shot on goal.
7 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 7
Sabres
Flyers
Blues
Season Record 17-8
9 tags
6 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 5
Kings
Jets
Season Record 15-8
9 tags
Tanevolution Of Man Canucks 3 / Oilers 2 (OT)
6 tags
Digress Canucks Swami Game #9
Swami Says:
The Canucks power play will look less like a tutorial in drunkard geometry.
3 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 4
Ducks
Season Record 14-8
9 tags
3 tags
WCD PUCK PICKS FEB 2
Rangers
Season Record 13-8
9 tags
Number One Again? Canucks 2 / Blackhawks 1 (SO)