Here is the list of teams I’d be willing to waive my no-trade for. As promised, I’ve tried to be as specific as possible to ensure a smooth transition.
1987 Edmonton Oilers
1955-1960 Montreal Canadiens
1915 Vancouver Millionaires
Gillette Masters of Style
Thanking you in anticipation.
(PS Cory told me his list includes Team Gillis Is A Homo…Just sayin’)
GONE OUT LAUGHING-STOCK FAVOURITE
If MLBAM payed a single person minimum wage to have access to MLB’s entire video library, solicit suggestions for GIFs or other stuff bordering on fair use, and make a bunch of them all day, they could offer a $10 monthly subscriber and free access to a throttled version of whatever that person came up with.
HUNT IN TANDEM
HARASS INTO TURNOVERS
HOST INCENTIVE TOMORROW
- Guard his pot of gold
- Busk as Jay-Z
- Attend Marian Hossa’s funeral
- Pray to Saint Matthew of Cooke
- Coach the New Orleans Saints
- Manage the Boston Red Sox
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