Also-Rans: More Historic Baseball Headlines From Austrian Media
- Eskape Slave, Jackie Robinson, Steals Homme
- Lou Gehrig Kannot Play Games, Will Die Soon
- With Leg Like Handicap Freek, Kirk Gibson Winz World Series
- Barry Bonds Gets Big Muskcles, Small Nutz and Home Run Rekord
- Boston Red Sox No Longer Shitzen After Eighty-Sechs Years
- Schwein Spectator Bartman Must Be Killed
