PICK: RUSSIAN JUDO COMPETITOR, TAGIR KHAIBULAEV
Every Olympic athlete deals with pressure. But we doubt anyone’s stress could compare to that experienced on day 6 by mercy for feisty punk girl band, Pussy Riot, currently on trial in Moscow for third degree sanity., and securing Russia’s third gold on the mat. He might’ve even prompted the buoyant Prez to find a tad of
FLICK: BOXING FIX
Okay, news of the Olympic boxing tourney being riddled with scoring controversies is about as predictable as losing your loose Speedos on a ten metre dive. But it’s still a disgrace. What will it take to fix - pardon the pun - a problem as old as the Olympics themselves? We think we have the solution: fusion. Combine all of the joke sports that feature farcical subjective judging - synchronized swimming, rhythmic gymnastics, equestrian dressage and boxing - into one glorious pankration of mayhem. No one could possibly fix a mess as colossal as that.